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The 10 Most Ridiculous Lyrics From 2015

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We can all agree that 2015 was a good year for music. Adele came back, The Beatles‘ discography became available for streaming and Hamilton took over everyone’s playlist. In spite of all this year had to offer, it was far from perfect. And there was no proof better than some of 2015’s most famous songs. Though we have our guilty pleasures too, there were some strange lyrics even we couldn’t get past. As we reminisce upon another year gone by, it’s time to revisit some of the most absurd songs of the year. So, sit back, relax and prepare to say "WTF"!


1. Let’s Marvin Gaye and get it on
You got the healing that I want
Just like they say it in the song
Until the dawn, let’s Marvin Gaye and get it on

Marvin Gaye (feat. Meghan Trainor) – Charlie Puth



How exactly does one "Marvin Gaye"?




2. I gave you the key

When the door wasn’t open

Where Are U Now – Skrillex and Diplo feat. Justin Bieber

Isn’t that the whole point of a key?



3. Do you recall? Not long ago,

We would walk on the sidewalk

Lean On – Major Lazer & DJ Snake feat. MO


Again, that’s the point.




4. My shrink is telling me I got crazy dreams
She’s also saying I got low self-esteem
She’s kinda hot, though
Yeah, she’s kinda hot, though
(Just a little bit a little bit hot)
She’s Kinda Hot – 5 Seconds of Summer

If your chorus includes the words "she’s kinda hot, though", then you deserve a spot on this list.


5.
‘Cause if you’ll treat me right
I’ll be the perfect wife
Buying groceries
Buy-buying what you need
Dear Future Husband – Meghan Trainor


It’s safe to say that this song has set feminism back by at least five years.

6.
Heaven can’t reach us


We’re high-fiving Jesus!
Levels – Nick Jonas



Is this about Christianity, getting high or sex? Can. Not. Compute.


7.
On your knees in those Pradas
Makin’ freaky sh!* come up out of her

Planes – Jeremih feat. J. Cole

Who is she, and why is freaky sh!* coming out of her? This has got to be the most unsexy "sexy" lyric of the year.


8.
Feel like I am one with the universe
And all I need is right here
Feel like I am part of the universe
And it’s part of me

Dooo It! – Miley Cyrus

It’s official. Miley Cyrus is the friend that gets high and pretends to be "enlightened".


9.
I paper chase then vanish
Hit the Quan on her make her boyfriend panic
I heart Memphis, but I also love dancing
I done took off on em, I don’t plan on landing
I call shots just do it like Nike
No FaceTime but the people want to Skype me
If I do time then who would really write me?

Hit the Quan – iHeart Memphis

Was there any 2015 song quite as annoying as this one? Yeah, we didn’t think so.


10.
Yes I do the cooking
Yes I do the cleaning
Yes I keep the nana real sweet for your eating
Yes you be the boss yes I be respecting
Whatever that you tell me ’cause it’s game you be spitting

Hey Mama – David Guetta feat. Nicki Minaj



What a great year for feminism, wasn’t it?


2015 clearly had more than its share of ridiculous lyrics, and we can’t wait to see what 2016 has in store. Here’s to another year of the weird and the wonderful!

Source: Bookmyshow

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